Thanks for the give away dude! I’m on ps4 btw.

So I’m just gonna share this story about my buddy, it’s not hilarious but it always makes me laugh to think about.

My buddy is also my weed guy, anyways, I was going to his place to pick up my usual ‘order’ and ya know just a normal day gonna get some green.

So I walk into my buddies house and there was just fuckin bread everywhere. Literally EVERYWHERE. JUST so much bread, all different kinds. He had white bread and sourdough, rye bread, multigrain. He had Texas toast and bagels and English muffins.

I don’t mean like this dude just went to Costco and bought in bulk, there was bread stacked in his living room, in his breadroom, in his bathroom, in the hallways, there was tons in the kitchen he even had shit stacked outside on his deck. Deep freeze was full, he had so much he was giving it away. Literally.

So he comes up to me like this is just an ordinary day and he gives me my weed and a bag of Texas toast, he goes everybody gets a free bag of bread with purchase now!

Naturally I had to ask what the fuck happened?

He goes “we got smashed last night and walking home we saw a Dempsters bread trailer thing just chillin in the parking lot by my place. Naturally I tried the door and it was unlocked! Nobody around! So we stocked the fuck up!”

My buddies went and made several trips back and forth from his place to this bread truck till they emptied the fucking thing.

Anyways now whenever I get weed I’m pissed when it doesn’t come with some bagels.

The kicker to this whole story though...

My buddy.. he’s got celiacs disease. He’s allergic to gluten and doesn’t eat fuckin bread.