I just don't like kids.

I don't like them,the idea of being sober for 9 months is horrifying - then there's the back ache the peeing constantly, people touching your belly.

Suddenly you have to shove a fucking human out from between your legs and that does not sound fun.

Then you're tired and exhausted after 9 months of carrying it and suddenly you are met with a crying baby with a self destruct button on the top of its head - suddenly you're responsible for it.

Then there's sleepless nights, explosive diarrhea, vomit. Constant crying (not just from the baby)

And you then are looking at the next 20 years of your life like damn... I need to look after it for the next 18 years and I'm responsible for making it turn out ok... If I mess up I mess up a whole life.

Too much responsibility and again... Doesn't appeal