3. TIFU By cumming after 4 months

TIFU By cumming after 4 months

[–]Spread_Eagle_Jesus 616 points 4 hours ago  ...and the porn volume set to 0.25. A man can be stranded on a deserted island with nobody around for hundreds of miles and he will still watch porn with the volume turned all the way down. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply

formatting helpreddiquette save [–]Alt-0182 48 points 2 hours ago  I know that if I can barely hear it then no one else can, but still the volume must go lower. Because then maybe God won't hear me sinning all over the place. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]BombusDevannis 256 points 3 hours ago  So... Instead of getting help with his apparently good wifi/phone/etc, men will waste the battery on porn? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]cardenaso10 357 points 3 hours ago  pretty much. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Butthole__Pleasures 81 points 2 hours ago  Exactly much permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (1 reply) [–]Zekeal 263 points 2 hours ago  "Waste" permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Lost_Lion 9 points an hour ago  Waste not, want not. As the old saying goes. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (1 reply) [–]JohnKinbote 25 points 2 hours ago  The professor tried to contact rescuers for years, it was a waste of time. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]SuramKale 3 points 1 hour ago  He should have just whacked it. Instant rescue! permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (3 replies) [–]-XDerekX- 18 points 2 hours ago  Priorities are in hand. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Belake12 28 points 1 hour ago  So he named his dick "priorities"? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (2 replies) [–]zomjay 8 points 2 hours ago  Who says it's a waste? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (8 replies) [–]NIPPLE_PLAY 51 points 3 hours ago  I just wear headphones and crank up the volume. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]MajorBogswallop 42 points 3 hours ago  But then don't you spend the entire time worrying that they're actually unplugged? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]falcon4287 39 points 2 hours ago  If I do wear headphones, the first thing I do is take them out and confirm that I can't hear any noise. Seriously, the absolute first thing. Not just take one out to confirm that the headphones are plugged in, but I take them both out so I get a good measure of how loud they are for other people. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Noobens 22 points 2 hours ago  I do the same fucking thing! I have no faith in headphones. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Ass_Police 13 points 1 hour ago  Anyone cough or grunt when you hear someone walking past the bathroom just to double check that they know your in there? Lol permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Maxsablosky 3 points 1 hour ago  You need one headphone in like a dj. I feel like im spiilnning records instead I'm switching between porn videos! permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]MajorBogswallop 5 points 1 hour ago  weeps It'snotjustme? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Mack145331 3 points 1 hour ago  It's common courtesy even when you're not beating it permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (2 replies) [–]falcon4287 52 points 2 hours ago  I don't wear headphones because it means I can't hear if someone is about to walk in on me. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]BuffaloX35 43 points 2 hours ago  If you have earbuds, wear one in the ear that is further from the door. The one closer to the door is free and thus you should be able to hear someone coming. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]cyph3x 28 points 1 hour ago  How is this not common knowledge permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Powerdriven 8 points 1 hour ago  And you don't get too loud so that they don't hear you cumming too. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]doublepoly123 4 points 1 hour ago  I thought I was the only one who did this this. I guess we all come up with the same ideas to avoid being caught. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (2 replies) [–]Robber_Rob 4 points 2 hours ago  Simply leave one ear open permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (2 replies) [–]Kitsyfluff 65 points 3 hours ago  Headphones leak sound permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]NIPPLE_PLAY 46 points 3 hours ago  Oh I know. It's just my way of being polite and not blasting porn at full volume for everyone else to hear. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]liveluxe 38 points 3 hours ago  Sooo, it's kind of like you're listening to porn with the volume set to 0.25... permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Captain_GRIMHOUND 36 points 2 hours ago  Or you can be UberAlpha and watch porn with volume full blast, the doors wide open-- and if someone comes in, make eyecontact until you finish permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]lildansonman 7 points 1 hour ago  Doesn't everybody do that? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [–]Taelife 13 points 3 hours ago  Bruh, need to use closed cans or IEMs. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Kitsyfluff 12 points 2 hours ago  fuck no akg k142s for life man! how else will I get that almost audiophile quality sound! /s permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (3 replies) [–]kronikwankr 21 points 2 hours ago  Yeah, but make sure you only have one in. Last time I had both ear plugs in and the volume up pretty loud and my dad walked in on me going to town. I didn't even hear him. I just saw the light in the hallway come on all of a sudden and him staring at me handling my junk. It was 3 in the fucking morning. What the fuck were you doing up at that time, dad?!? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]MarsMerde 27 points 2 hours ago  What the fuck were you doing up at that time, dad?!? Recovering from an orgasm permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (1 reply) [–]ProfNemur 9 points 1 hour ago  Your mum permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Adrian13720 6 points 1 hour ago  I use bluetooth headphones and a receiver in my pc. I kept hearing my neighbor shuffle around and make much more noise whenever I was getting my Porn on. Closing the windows. I live in a shared entry condo btw. Anyways after a few weeks I checked to see devices connected to the receiver and low and behold there is a Bose speaker device connected as well as my headphones... This explains why I would have to reconnect and had issues all the time. Haha. I ran into her leaving for work. I greeted her with good morning as I usually do when I pass people that acknoweldge my presence. Seems rare nowadays. Anyways. She responded in kind with a smile and added "You have good taste." She's probably late 40s. Still made me blush, though. Now I dont crank the bluetooth so loud so she doesnt have to shut her windows and turn the volume down. Lol. I still see it from time to time on the list. I'm so considerate. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (3 replies) [–]mr_ewe 6 points 2 hours ago  When I was a first year in college living in the dorms, the dude literally across the hall from me always had porn noises coming from his room at full volume. Most of the time the door was wide open. Most of the time he was at his computer. And none of the time was there any porn visible from the hall on screen. I don't know if he just really enjoyed the sound of women moaning, slapping, and whatever other noise sex makes. Or if he was secretly being a super bro giving the rest of us the opportunity to listen to our own porn at outrageous volume. But I do know bringing girls or family over was awkward. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (1 reply) [–]Hairy_The_Spider 5 points 2 hours ago  Headphones motherfucker permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (13 replies) load more comments (4 replies)

Even when I'm alone and guaranteed no one will be home for the next 5 hours... I use my earphones. And even then I have my left side slightly off.

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