3. TIFU by getting kidnapped - probably NSFW

TIFU by getting kidnapped - probably NSFW

What? You're an asshole! Seriously!

Firstly, You got fucked up at a really stupid time, but such is life, I can forgive that. Secondly there is blackout drunk, and then there's sleeping with a piece of leather that has a 3 month old kid and a husband that just got out of jail drunk. There are some things that the body and mind will simply just primally resist no matter how screwed you are, this being pretty much one of the main ones. If you haven't rammed that into your head you shouldn't be drinking that much yet.

Also, think of it from the woman's perspective, you told her everything she wanted to hear, consented, right up to the part where you puke whilst she pissed in the street and then... you just.... ran away. She and her leather friend then actually bothered to look for and find you, and I'd imagine you probably told her you could score pills too whilst you were fucked which explains that. She takes you back to her place expecting you to do her and carry on the party and what, you ask her to drive you home? And when she says let me finish my blunt, that's not good enough?! I'd have told you to go fuck yourself and all mate.

And Kidnapping? I mean, when you asked to leave, and she said No was it more like a "No you can't leave" or a "Nooo don't go...." I'd imagine the latter considering she wanted to bone.

Then you end up running into a 7/11 and literally sit in their fucking stock room till someone else sorts you problems out, and then trick a friend into driving fucking hours out of their way to get you and you cry on the backseat all the way home like a little girl?!

and WORST of all you were wearing fucking FLIP FLOPS?!?!

Seriously tho, Man up, take some responsibility! I'm not saying "don't drink, be clean" but Fucking hell, You had the power to change every event in that story if you'd have had just a little bit of balls. I've walked down motorways absolutely off my face and paid taxis hundreds to get home in the past, you do what you have to do.

Great story, thanks for sharing and all, but that shits pathetic mate! lol.

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