Trump warns Mueller against looking into his family finances apart from Russia investigation

Seriously? Wow that is baller. Hang on I need to ask somebody if we can "reclaim" that or if it's cultural appropriation.

ring ring ring

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Hello

Me: Yes hello I had a question about appropriating a phrase?

Receptionist @ SJW.org: We are not talking to communits at this time.

hangs up

I ring again

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Hello?

Me: So is it okay if I say baller?

Receptionist @ SJW.org: What's your ethnicity, culture, and neighborhood?

Me: White, I have no culture, and at least 1/3 of my neighbors are black but could be more. Idk bcause Idon't go outside.

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Sir that's incredibly racist....

Me: No I don't go outside because I got warCLICKrents.....

ring ring ring

Me: Yo can I say Meuller is a baller or is it cultural appropriation?

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Sir I'm getting really sick of your shit. We don't do struggle session like those commies so I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Me: I just want to know what's an appropriate way to call this man awesome damint!

Receptionist @ SJW.org: You say awesome.

Me:.... that's... boring.

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Look I don't really work here I'm just fucking with you. Of course you can say he's baller. Whiggas gonna whig am I right?

Me: Oh shit I thought you was woke but you just a whigga hahahaaaaa

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Sir cultural appropriation is not a crime and you will be reported to the nearest police center based on your area code.

Me: Nooooooo!

Receptionist @ SJW.org: Whigga please. hangs up

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