Ahh, yes, I see you also have studied "nuclear physics". In quotes of course, because if you k ow anything about the TSA, its that they are prohibited from have dosimeteds. Ya know, the little card many hospital employees have to ensure they aren't being irradiated around their xrays and such? Those machines put out radiation, and even if it truly is negligible, they really should give all their employees a dosimeter.
In addition, despite your claims about it being " negligible" doesn't mean it is safe for my device The device manufacturers have done testing and those machines were shown to cause failure, so I'll glady walk through when you front me the $10,000 to replace it if the machine breaks it.
No fucking shit that would be assualt, but it shows my point of how absurd it is that they do such invasive pat downs when if anyone else touched you like that it'd be a reasonable reaction. I wish I had filed a formal complaint against him, but it was 4am and I wanted to sit down on my plane and fall asleep. If I were doing that again I would have stopped there and called the local police and gotten them involved. Because yes, he did fucking straight up cup my balls, as his fucking retarded attempt to get back at me for making him do his fucking little patdown.
Finally, I really doubt that many of the TSA employees have that level of education, especially when they have a job that advertises on pizza boxes.
How about those shitty people with their shitty job don't give me an attitude when I politely explain that I can't go through their machine instead of getting lippy with me. I'll give people the BOTD, but I am a person you don't want to piss off. When you start making blanket accusations and false statements to me because j don't want your ahitty machine to damage a piece of equipment that I use to stay alive, yea, you've pissed me off. Yea, I don't want you to grope me, but you can damn sure bet I'll make it nice and awkward for the agent when he gets near my balls. I'm sure he'll be happy when I let out a little moan as his hand slides up my leg. Or a cough so it looks like he's checking for a hernia. While everyone in security watches him touch me so nicely, because last I checked federal law didn't stop people from excidedly raising their eyebrows with a shit eatig grin on their face while a federal agent rubs their whole body down.