Well thanks to my 35 years experience in computing now I have a car with AWD ESP ABS ASR and even a differential lock, and in between I had one with DSG. I just saw this Yaris video with a car with the same characteristics than my 1992 car, so it reminded me of something.

FYI I started with a 1200 baud modem and ended up with 14400 then 56K. I only went once on a BBS or a MUD ; it was full of horny and foul mouthed teens . Usenet was better since, before 1994, it was used by academics, ivy league students, and silicon valley engineers, far above the average quality of users of social media today (and someone like you I assume). It was possible to talk with educated people and learn things, this possibility is more and more remote nowadays.

You should also read the Bushido : respect of the elders, willingness to learn and avoid mistakes from the past made great civilisations. I am afraid we are too far on the path of decadence. While you make fun of elders, Chinese students make leap and bounds in science and technology and will eat you alive in a few years with your marketing and inept social media skills. Think of me when you will beg for tips serving typical occidental food to filthy rich Chinese tourists.