It is beyond infuriating that Christian-dome has made evolution their hill to die on, and I'll tell you why:
The story of Adam and Eve is BETTER read as a metaphor for EVOLUTION than as literal timetable of events.
Evolution is diagrammed as a TREE as any scientist will tell you, and humanity is the most knowledgeable FRUIT on that tree.
Like, that is literally what the diagram of human evolution is.
THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
It is completely unreal that EVANGELICALS have been turning brilliant men like me away because THEY ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE.
Have EVANGELICALS even read and contemplated the Bible?
It gets worse.
Eve was CURSED with knowledge of death and pain in childbirth for gaining knowledge. THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HUMAN EVOLUTION HAS SHOWN THROUGH SCIENCE - THE HUMAN CRANIUM OUT-EVOLVED THE BIRTH CANAL CAUSING PAIN - BECAUSE OF OUR KNOWLEDGE.
It. Is. Unreal. How. Broken. And. Diseased. The. Evangelical. "Religion". Is.