I think degrees and universities are irrelevant to your intelligence for the most part.

Then why tout your degree? See there, it's fucking stupid to engage with someone like you who contradicts themselves constantly.

If you're going to insult someone, know the origin of the insult. Mental lightweight is clear in its meaning. "Dense" refers not to one's brain but to the density of their skull - i.e. their skull is so dense that no common sense gets delivered.

And this exemplifies your stupidity. If you thought that one had to do with intelligence and one had to do with the "density of their skull", then they're mutually exclusive. In that regard, it is apparent that you can be both "lightweight" and also "dense" because you're talking about two different things, and you took the time to explain that you completely understood and agreed with it. I further showed you how something (anything) could be BOTH lightweight and dense just to educate you. So, now that we've established how you're a troll AND you're stupid, and we can now agree that you've provided further evidence that you're both.

whatever degree and university I went to is irrelevant

No, I said your degree is a sham and whichever institution granted a degree to a fucking dumbass like you ought to be shut down permanently.

And although my grammar is not perfect either, my published works are found in the children's section, travel section, writing/English language section, legal section and many other sections your works will never be found in.

OK - you're a completely full of shit, but it is very nice to know that there are a set of "dummies" books written by a 100% genuine dummy.

you don't think you could ever convince me you are better, smarter, or wittier than me do you?

No, because your ego could never allow that. I'm just picking you apart one by one, showing how fucking stupid you really are. I can't convince you of that - you have to convince yourself that you're not as smart as you think you are. I've shown you numerous examples, but I can only lead an extremely dense jackass to water.

If I'm not in the ballpark, then provide your stats: Age, Education, Job, Marital Status, Children, etc. I guarantee, if you're honest, which you likely won't be, the general picture of a sad, uneducated fella is likely what you'll paint.

I'm not going to dox myself for a mental midget like you. You feel the need to beat your chest and tout your credentials. I have no such need. I can just tell you you're dead wrong about everything you've created in your fantasy world, whether or not you believe it.

Who said I only had two degrees?

So, how many do you have? I certainly assumed 2 degrees when you used the word "degrees", but if you have more than that, then we've got an epidemic of incompetence throughout our higher learning institutions. I know you think you're "the most interesting man in the world", but it's up to your psychiatrist to convince you otherwise. Until then, you're a weak minded keyboard jockey who has incredible delusions of grandeur.