Great, thanks for the clarification. Just to be sure, you were/are a:
That is a very diverse set of accomplishments…
Before picking up your shovel once again and attempting to answer those simple questions, please clear up a couple things for me:
If you’re a “pizza delivery gal” Why have you posted about your penis and confessed to being “a guy starting to bald at 24?”
Why are your pizza delivery stories in present tense if the stories are from the “good ole days?”
How does the process of securing an arm bar differ from Gi, No Gi, to patrol uniform? I’m interested to hear the subtle differences in technique from an experienced cop who has employed such an unorthodox technique successfully “in the field.”
Does the suspect relent went you secure the arm bar? The drunk, high, belligerent suspect snaps back to rationality, simply taps, and lets you hand cuff them? Because you say an armbar does not cause lasting damage. That is ridiculous. Experienced JJ'ers can be seriously injured by not tapping fast enough, much less an adrenaline fueled untrained person resisting arrest. As a scientist, medical worker, and JJ’er, you know that...
The only thing you post specifics and a working knowledge of is video games. To be clear, I'm not criticizing that. I was once deep into WoW.
So it seems my original comment has become more relevant:
You're embarrassing yourself and not self aware enough to pick up on it.