You're exhausting. When did I "tout" my degree? Stating one has a degree in X is not "touting" a degree. Stating "you're dumb because I went to X university and got X degree" is "touting" a degree. You merely interpreted my mention of a degree as me "touting" it, I suspect, because you went to an inferior college (if any) and are sensitive about the subject.
On the dense/lightweight ... yes, me mocking your LACK of knowledge and pointing out your stupidity was an example of your "educating" me. Fine logic sir.
The institutions I went to can't be shut down - they're too important. Move on from this argument - you'll lose.
I'm "completely full of shit" about the fact my work is in the children's section, travel section, writing/English language and legal sections ... again, I'd suggest its the fact that you've done nothing with your life that makes you think what I claim is impossible (or even noteworthy) ... I never claimed it was a "big deal" to be covered in such a wide array of topics ... you're disdain to the fact seems to suggest that YOU think its a big deal.
It's not my "ego" that prevents me from thinking you are smarter than me, its my intelligence that does that. As for "numerous examples" - I've yet to read one.
"Mental midget" - ha, em, yeah, sure bud.
I didn't ask you to "tout" your credentials. I made some assumptions based on your lack of intelligence. You said they were wrong. Like an intelligent fella, I'd like to know how I was wrong so I can learn not to make those types of assumptions moving forward. Plus, what are you "touting." I'm sure your university and degree - if you ever dared to be honest about the fact - are nothing to be proud of or beat your chest about.
You keep saying I'm wrong about my assumptions and yet don't tell me how. Em, want to back up what you say?
I have three degrees. That's 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. Thought I'd help you with the counting there - didn't want to strain that thing you call a brain.