Bit late to the party, but here we go.

Not a virgin anymore, but there was this one time when I still was. I was out drinking with some friends and my cousin decided it's time for me and another virgin friend to finally get laid, so we went to a brothel and he said he'll be paying for us. My virgin friend had a final puke and then went straight into the brothel to get started.

I was a bit more nervous so my friend came with me to knock on her door. You could see the girls who were free from outside, they're sitting on windowsills to show themselves off.

Once in (now alone) she advised me to lay down and started to put a condom on my dick to blow it, after I told her I've never had sex before. It was actually pretty warm, but my penis looked like it were -20°C, and it stayed that way. After a few minutes I fell asleep to be woken up by her: "Times up, you gotta leave now." I was like "Okay. then.", put on my trousers, stood before her, pretty embarrassed and asked "Could I maybe touch your boobs?". She was like "Sure." And I touched her breast with my index, turned around and left.

That's the glorious story of how I didn't lose my virginity to a hooker. Took some time to get over the insecurities, but after all, I'm really happy to have lost my virginity a few years later to a very special girl who is still my SO now.