Was at Walmart today and thought of that Max Payne 3 photo a few years ago. 423 copies... I counted.

Chick fil a, more like chick filler if you know what I mean. I brought my second wife suzahanh there on our 53rd date, and she was impressed. Impressed enough to offer me a sweet piece of her mortgage! I left her on the spot. I know it was those roosters they feed you there. They pump em full of enzymes and stem cells to make them stronger than you. Stronger than my wife at least. Now I'm married to my passion. Blood letting. It's good for your skin. I just buy the frozen beef blood from the chinaman though, and i spread it out all over the back patio, and roll around in it a bit. After that I go down to the pub, and ask if they're still getting my mail. They were getting my mail for about 3 days in September of 84, and you never know with the modern post service. Now everything is done by drone! They fly up and down the coast, selling rugs, and then they have the audacity to tell you "Sir, don't do that to my car!" I took a cleaver and threw it RIGHT THROUGH my neighbors window, and then that's how I got here!

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