Weekly Trash Talk Thread - May 15, 2017

AS A LUCIO MAIN THIS IS WHY I'M NOT HEALING YOU PER CHARACTER CHOICE:

TRACER: QUIT BLINKING AWAY CUNT. SOLDIER 76: OH FUCK OFF AND HEAL YOURSELF REAPER: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL GAME BRO SOMBRA: SEE SOLDIER 76 PHARAH: BITCH THIS AIN'T NO JACKPACK ON MY BACK. MCREE: EASY AD FUCK TO KEEP TRACK OF, YOU GET HEALS GENJI: I AM HEALING YOU, QUIT WALL CLIMBING YOU ADHD FUCK BASTION: THEY HAVE GENJI, WIDOW, AND HANZO, I CAN'T HELP YOU HANZO: NOT GONNA ABANDON TANK TO HEAL YOU FOR 50 HEALTH. MEI: YOUR ICE WALLS ARE RUINING MY BOOPS. NO HEALS IN SPITE. JUNKRAT: YOU KEEP LAUNCHING YOURSELF ALL OVER THE MAP TORB: YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN ANY DAMAGE ALL GAME WIDOW: MAKE A FUCKING SHOT AND I MAY CONSIDER HEALING YOU D.VA: QUIT LOSING YOUR FUCKING MEKA. RIGHT CLICK MOAR ORISA: YOU STAY IN A 10 YARD RADIUS ALL GAME, I GOT YOU FAM REIN: SHIELD UP MOTHERFUCKER OR ROADHOG IS GONNA HOOK ME AGAIN ROADHOG: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU ROADWHALE, PAY ATTENTION ZARYA: I'M DEAD, DO YOU TANKS CHECK ANYTHING? WINSTON: QUIT LEAPING ONTO BUILDINGS AND THEN OFF ONCE I RIDE WALL UP ANY SUPPORT: I GOT YALL FELLOW SUPPORTS, EXCEPT YOU SYMMETRA, SHIELD UP THEN JUST AFK

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