3. I went from unranked to diamond in 111 games, playing Urgot only, and I'm a litt...

I went from unranked to diamond in 111 games, playing Urgot only, and I'm a little proud of it! AMA?

I mean, there's girls who like it and girls who don't. If you're only getting it once a year, your girl probably doesn't like it and only does it begrudgingly because you bother her for it all the time. Sexual acts should never be a reward for something or a "once a year / special occasion" type of deal. Most girls I've been with into anal are willing to engage in it once or twice a week. It's not an "all the time" sorta thing, but it happens pretty regularly if it's something they genuinely enjoy. And fingers during normal sex are always on the menu no questions asked.

Also, I have no idea why you think you can do more with tits. Options with tits: Play with 'em, suck on 'em, stick your dick between 'em. (You can be more specific, but all other acts fall into those 3 broad categories.) You can do all 3 of those things with an ass too though. In addition, you can spank an ass, fuck it, tongue it, finger it. I mean, there's a hole there for Christ's sake. Everything you can do to a pussy, you can do to an ass. It's not even an opinion. You can objectively perform more acts on an ass than you can with tits. It seems like you base your opinion on what is and isn't available far too much on your own vanilla sex life.

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