What are your worst college roommate horror stories? [NSFW]

not a roommate but they lived across the hall from us. I(female) had been friends with a couple of guys who were roommates. One was arrested and kicked out for pot use and I moved in since my roommate and I were incompatible and my guy friend wasnt going to get a roommate until the next semester(although it was against the rules we had our ways and I never got in trouble). Anyway. Our across-the-hall-neighbors smoked a lot in their room, which was conveniently next to our strict RAs room. After our friend was kicked out our room became the "Pot den" except we never smoke in our room cause we were fucking smart enough not to make the same mistake twice...However out neighbors kept puffing away. Every time someone would smell it theyd call the police or campus security on our room. Never suspecting theirs. The ammount of times I had cops knocking on our door was immeasurable, if we were away wed sit in the wood of camps until they left because we were tired of room checks. We would tell them it was the other room but they never believe us. It was 3-4 times a week. They never found anything because our friends would hold all our stuff, but even after 30+checks that came up empty they never believed us.

Finally one day I went over and asked them to stop smoking in their room because it was causing so many problems for us. Fucking Eric. Eric said "fuck that, I can smoke as much as I want and everyone thinks its you. Why should I stop??" So I stole all his weed and illegally bough adderal when he was really drunk. I ransomed it back under the condition that he never smokes in his room again, if I found that he did Id really go after him(all empty threats I was a pussy). He mustve been really afraid of me(I was intimidating since he was the homeschooled type and I was the play wrestle kindof girl) because I never had a problem with him after this. Still Fuck eric.

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