Wow, I didn't know I was still so angry about all this.

Parents? Never mind them.. Lets talk about everyone else I helped; fuck, you name it. I still help the occasional individual with their computer but I am quick to shut down any assfuck who decides "I broke their computer" after I spend any time fixing it.

As a kid, I thought it was a god given gift being able to fix computers for folks. I never understood how to deal with dissatisfied fucktarded nonusers who had no business owning a computer, let alone using one for everyday tasks.

Update email, icon changes, computer must be broken. Fuck you.

Run antivirus, tell them to click okay a bunch and I'll be back. Come back to dialogue needing someone go click okay and a declaration that computer is broken. Fuck you.

Remove malware, block shitty sites, clean out browser and reinstall new browser. Internet is gone and I can't access my ...special sites, the computer is broken. Fuck you in your ass with a barbed cock.

Computer won't turn on. Replace power supply. "Why did it cost a hundred bucks!? I could have got a new computer for that!" Yet you called me to fix this one. Fuck you.

The most glorious was in elementary school: install Simcity for Mac (the original) on a school computer. Network goes down, some teacher named Wright (I'm not kidding) claims the commercially purchased game is a virus and I broke the school network. He confiscates and "scans my disks for virii." He erased the disks and claimed ignorance. Fuck him with a car fire.

God I could on.

I have zero patience for any one who says they "Don't need to learn computers." I laugh like Tom Hanks laughed at the bathtub in the Money Pit at every goddamned fuck headed ignorant ass who opens his/her piehole to claim they don't need to know how to use a computer.

Welcome to the future assholes. Now I charge money like an unscrupulous mechanic.

And Wright, you owe my parents sixty bones you worthless fucktard, and one day I will collect. If you die before me, I will dig you up, and sell your remains to science. You will pay.

For the record, I have a lot of customers and friends who appreciate my skills and willingness to help and do not abuse my capabilities. However yes, this is a topic I get really, really heated about.