8th grade civics class, I sat in front of this one kid who was incredibly annoying and most people disliked, especially the teacher. This teacher was really nice if you were nice to her but some of the more assholish kids would bother her just cause her reactions were funny. The dickhead kid was being particularly bad today and she was visibly irritated. She started setting up some game to play. Now I'm paraphrasing here cause it was a few years ago, but she set up the game wrong or something and dickhead said "Hey teachers don't make mistakes." Teacher comes straight back with "You were a mistake." Silence, then everyone laughed. She didn't get in trouble over it, everyone either hated dickhead or liked her so they didn't report it.

Also the batshit Ukrainian chem teacher spent a class yelling at us because we "took advantage of his kindness". He offered us excuse forms we could fill out if we didn't finish our work in time to get an extension. Apparently people were using them too much, cause he was pissed. He ended up waving a stool around, sorta dance-running around the front of the room while yelling at us. Ended up throwing the stool down and storming into the chemical closet, then walked out like nothing happened. Another time he drank chemicals in class. That teacher was fucking crazy, he would tell stories about his childhood in the Soviet Union and how he fucked around with chemicals all the time to play pranks on other kids. Also told my friend he had no future cause he got a 70 on the midterm exam. The bio teacher was crazy too, apparently that's a prerequisite for being a science teacher here. There was a rumor she was fucking the art teacher, they got married actually a year or two ago. He looks like he's aged about 10 years in the short time since then. I feel bad for him

There's a lot more stories too, crazy shit went on at that little k-12 Florida school. I'm not even going into the time I was in a play about people turning into rhinoceroses that was a thinly veiled metaphor for nazism