Go to lunch and eat like a hog. No fork or spoon and most importantly: no hands. Never stop making eye contact. Wide eyes, minimal blinking. Speak only about yourself while chewing with a full mouth. Don't make any attempt to wipe the food away. If you feel a wipe is needed, extend your tongue as far out as possible and lick in a circular motion. Tell him you'd love to have his child in the next 10 months. Ask him to call his parents to join for lunch. Hint at moving in to his place after lunch. Apologize for making him wait so long - explain you were going through a gangbang phase and couldn't find time between finding new groups of men. Tell him you want to do dinner that evening with his parents. Tell him he reminds you of a certain family member and you're down to get dirty when he is. Tell him you want to shit on his chest. Tell him you love him and youre his forever.

Repeat as needed. Then enjoy peaceful living. Print this page just incase word gets out.

Or.. move. Personally, id go with option 1.