What do crime shows completely get wrong about the field?

Contrary to what a very good detective show would have you believe, Kind Sober and Fully Dressed, I’m Sorry About Tonight!, It’s Not Your Fault I Was Terrible, I'm Horrible at This, Well Done, I'm with Someone Nothing's Going to Happen, Better Not Bite Me in the Ass, Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual, Seriously What is Taking So Long?, Blast of Cold Air Coming Out of That Box, Why Doesn't Your Mouth Work, I Hope it Wasn't a Mistake, I Just Got It Out of the Vent to Rub It In Your Faces, One More Butt and You Will Be in Contempt, I Can't Find Anything and I Don't Know What to Do, I'm So Confused I Don't Know What's Happening Right Now, Oh My God I'm Shaking I'm Definitely Gonna Cry, I Came Alone and That's Not How Holes Work are not the titles of anyone's sex tapes.

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