Back in middle school we were learning about the revolutionary war and my teacher brought up George Washington and I cut him off while he was mid sentence, it went something like this.

Teacher: so today we're going to be learning about George Washington's role-

Me: George Washington? He's hawwwwwt. class starts laughing

Teacher: stares at me long and hard with a stern look on his face I'll be seeing you after class.

I didn't think anything of it. I thought he was just going to lecture me on not speaking out in class and how it's rude while he's teaching blah blah blah. But nope, he ended up giving me a 3 hour detention because I called George Washington hot..