When I was in school, I only had one 'friend', my younger sibling. They would get sick of me from time to time and go hang out with some of my bullies, leaving me on my own.

This had happened yet again and I was hiding in the library from the dozens of bullies outside (that school was really bad). In comes one of my siblings 'friends', the leader of the pack that had come to 'make peace' with me. We had a long and honest, down-to-earth discussion, where we apologised to each other (I dunno what I did) and came to a happy compromise. Lovely, right? Nope, just kidding, it was all a prank. The whole discussion was apparently a ruse. They stood up and laughed at me for ever believing they had good intentions. Why would they? No one likes me.