At the end of a lot of 80s, 90s, and 2000s teen rom cons, the underdogs get to bed the ridiculously attractive female main.

I want that spin off (assuming all are consenting adults). And for my LGBTQ+ homies, I want the underdog to find flaws in the female main, to maybe explore that relationship with their best friend or maybe realize that was the relationship they wanted all along. Or maybe it just cut to black 20 minutes into the movie and provide you with something you want.

I can't tell you what you want but I want you to find what you want in this ridiculous scenario. In fact I dedicate my own ridiculous dream to my breathern. Tell me what I should know about what you want because I'm a trying to be a blank skate.