What is he/she missing out on?

oh I love this thread.

Once I really like you (~4 months in and / or enough dates in between) and I feel confident that you want me too, I'd say I ask for sex pretty frequently and become extremely eager to try more and do more because I feel so comfortable with you. I will probably want sex more than you, and I will probably ask if you'd like to do the fetish I mostly like because I like pleasing you.

I make the best fucking gifts. You know the Pokemon battle scenes? I made a pop up birthday card that had a Charmander (his fav pokemon) using ember on a birthday cake. I made us matching pokemon mugs. Moved from Texas? I remember your favourite ice cream shop and flavour and hand make your favourite ice cream flavour as closely as I can get to the details news articles leave. I remember your favourite brands, your weird anecdotes, everything. I make mental notes of things I think you'll like and share them with you or whip them out when the time comes. My goal is for you to like what I get you and to feel loved.

I will cook for you, bake for you, get up earlier than you to wake you up with my mouth on your genitals. I will probably greet you one year with a negative pregnancy test, a plate of waffles, and oral.

I write sweet notes about how much I appreciate you and care about you and what memories I treasure with you. Sometimes as birthday cards, sometimes as little notes I decide to surprise you with.

I don't get pissed, generally. Sometimes cranky. But I never get pissed if you have an issue with me. I'm easy to talk to and accommodate for you pretty painlessly because I don't care enough to make a fuss. If I'm confident you love me (and yes, I generally am), I forgive and forget because we make mistakes and I know you didn't mean to hurt me. If I detect an issue, I usually address it as calmly and dual-sidedly as possible.

IDK there's more. I SWEAR I AM A CATCH. I SWEAR.

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