What was the most fucked up thing your ex did after you broke up?

Caught one cheating on me, after 5 years together, red handed with my "best" friend in his truck, dick to tonsil action, packed all of her stuff, called her mom. Her mom came and got her, she cried, begged me to let her stay, I remained stoic.

Come home 2 days later from a business outing, her and a few friends, including her mom, had broken in, caused about 20k worth of damages, literally cut my 2,000 dollar serta in HALF, ripped cupboards off the walls, threw all my tv's and computers on the floor. Ripped up carpet, broke holes in the drywall, tore down light fixtures etc.

They all got convicted and spent 1-3 years in jail each (mom got less because she was just the lookout, smoking cigarette after cigarette on the front porch), because of, thank foresight, every room in my house except bedroom and bathroom, had security cameras mounted as fake fire alarms, I had purchased the system in case of a break in, never thought it would catch the "love" of my life destroying everything she could.

Her mom, her, her sister, and her sister's boyfriend, and two of his friends all went to jail. Their defense was soooo strange, first they claimed they didn't do it, then they found out about the video, so they claimed they had done LSD and couldn't remember the incident, then they claimed they were drinking, then they tried to pull the "we're all INSANE!" to get out of it. luckily the judge and DA saw right through it, and they had to pay me back for all the damages.

(they never paid me back... but they got punished, so I moved on)

I still see her around from time to time, she STILL tries to talk to me, she has 3 kids from 3 different dads now, and always has some pity bullshit story she wants to tell me, I just smile and nod, and ignore it.

(she was really good at hiding how crazy her and her family were, trust me, not even my parents noticed it until it had happened, then of course, we noticed some signs that we missed, but honestly, they were VERY subtle.)

/r/AskReddit Thread