I had two pickup lines that actually worked well before. I’m single today, but still good friends with the ladies. I have commitment issues.

“Your are so cute and adorable, I just want to chop you up in a million pieces and carry you around in a briefcase everywhere I go.”

“Wow look at you, I would love to chain you up in my dungeon.” She called me dunj as a nickname from then on and I liked that.

I told another girl, “I hear these voices telling me to put my hand over the stove.” She was freaked out and we didn’t talk for a month. When we met again I mentioned I was only fucking around and I landed the babe. She still hits me up from time to time to mention how impactful that statement was.