If you fall into a lion enclosure at the zoo, attack any visitors/staff who come to your aid. This will be seen as a dominant move by the lions. If you're lucky, you'll become a lion's main bitch, and live out your life with pride; naked, for all to see, at the zoo. Hunching over, growing old; your leathery skin in rolls, looking like tiger stripes.
rarr, excuse me, they'll eat you --don't do any of that, please
- Dr. T Bradley, Doctor of Science of Smart things to do and not to do, half lion, wholly lion, actually, world's second talking lion, the first who wasn't rude
Conversely, if you're at the zoo, and you've just seen an industrious young man or woman descend amongst the lions, one who looks to know the basics of modern lion-enclosure-accident theory... well, you better take another lunch break, gnash those coffee-pears around some whole grain, too-wet-tomato, zebra face-sandwich; walkabout my friend --else, find yourself a lion suit in the Bonobos' kink closet, and get your ass over that wall, and you let that rabble-rouser, ankle-breakin' lion-lover who the main bitch is up in this lions den, mane.
TL;DR - probably do do a lot of stuff, but do the things which do not end with a lion eating you, or having to start a new life as a human pretending to be an overly aggressive lion. Maybe, perhaps the takeaway is --to say nothing of the questions concerning the consumption of Zebra, as well as the salmonella worries I have about the too-wet-tomatoes, really I think it's about workplace safety, and about the need to just stand a little back from the edge when at the zoo.
In summation, etc.