You're such a twat. I have spent decades developing my pallet and I have several certificates proving the quality of my skills. When I talk to industry people for wine and cheese they make things so bullshit and stupid it becomes something no one can really relate to but they make themselves sound like they are maybe describing sensations. Or, you have a true expert who isn't trying to inflate their own self importance and speaks in realistic terms that are actually identifiable. You're the first kind, the cock-sore. No one can fucking relate to what you're writing because no one fucking experienced that ever. It's not even good imagery. It's what an idiot wind bag wondering what lofty, overwrought, imagery would be.

What really shits on your bullshit party is someone who is actually creative and has had sex wrote a discription that is immediately identifiable. Go figure, it's the comment above yours.

Seriously don't fucking write. Not like, ever, but realize that if you're trying to be lofty and creative, you're being a cum stain. Instead, try to pic actual descriptions that you have actual experience with. Otherwise you're just mashing fingers on a keyboard.