What should you not fuck with?

People's jobs.

Because I wear a Mjolnir pendant and have my beard braided, I get called a Nazi by self-loathing beta males and SJW types a lot. I'm actually just a dude that chooses to worship the Aesir over other Gods because if there does happen to be an afterlife, I'd like the baller ass Viking one over the other options. Unfortunately Neo-Nazis have been co-opting symbols from my religion and I will kindly explain those differences to anyone that asks.

Every so often though, one of them thinks they are clever and messages my boss on Facebook that I'm a Nazi and should be fired. Now, my boss in this situation happens to be me, because I run the business they are messaging, I just list myself as a technician as my position because it's a side hustle and I'm not a technically incorporated business. My "real" job isn't listed because why would I do that.

Anyways, because I'm kind of an enormous asshole, I screenshot the message and send it off to their employer asking them if they know that their employee is discriminating against those with a minority religion and slandering them, I then check on that person's FB page a few times over the next week to see if they have a "I just got fired" post. I find it entertaining.

Because really, if you think I'm a bad person, come to me about it. Don't be a bitch and try to get me fired because you want to virtue signal to all your other worthless Gender Studies degree having friends how WOKE you are.

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