Oh-kay, here's the situation. My parents went away on a week's vacation and they left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not. I'll just take it for a little spin, and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood. Well, maybe I shouldn't. Yeah, of course I should. Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot, I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block. That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking, I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking. You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions! I honked my horn just to get her attention. She said, "Was that for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy". She said, "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic" I said, "c'mon toots - my name is the Prince, besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?" She agreed and we were on our way. She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word. We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive. We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes. She kicked her shoes off onto the floor, she said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas, we almost got whiplash, I took off so fast. The sun roof was open , the music was high and this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh. She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far... I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car. We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche, and to make this long story short - short... When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell, I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer" I almost had a heart attack that day! Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway. I was arrested, the car was impounded. There was no way for me to avoid being grounded. My parents had to come off from vacation to get me. I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me. My parents walked in, I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I want to plead my case" but my father just shoved me in the car by my face. That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived. They took turns - one would beat me while the other one was driving! I can't believe it, I just made a mistake. Well parents are the same no matter time nor place, so to you all the kids all across the land, take it form me parents just don't understand.