Oh, this was in Canada by the way.

This was just a calculated risk to meet an end. As long as you're okay with looking like an asshole and some rumours popping up, it's not a big deal. I'm not getting more than a slap on the wrist even if I'm stealing because of how easy it is for the cops to solve and get on to more important things, I knew they'd just get it from me and give it back. The point was to get rid of the air horn. I refused to give it to his, so she called them. I got a slap on the wrist and gave it to the officers to give it back.

Given that this wasn't an emergency they didn't send anybody over for 5 hours. I found the ordinance saying that they were a noise violation before I did the deed, but obviously you shouldn't justify stealing from a child under normal circumstances. What I did was wrong, but worth it. I love kids, I just hate air horns and stupid parents. Kids are awesome little knowledge holes if you raise them right.

The cops in my city are pretty lax and unaware, I doubt the majority of them even know this city was founded by Mafia and that basically every Italian has here has some kind of connection to each other and are more or less all related. The cops caught a drug dealer that called himself Batman a couple weeks ago but they probably don't know who he really is. Batman had a crew of teens working under him selling and hustling. I hear there's a reason he always stays near private religious schools too, something about 14s in school uniforms.

He was an interesting story, most of his crew went missing one per week over the summer leading up to his arrest. Certain groups here don't take kindly to some of what he (and they) were doing.