What's a common kink that you just don't get?

Full disclosure, I'm a bi dude & I'm only in to female toes.

As a professional toe connesour, I'm not big in to soles or the whole foot, or if the toes are too long. The fact of the matter is that I have toe standards. When you make the consideration that cleanliness is a desirable trait, an individual is only as clean as their dirtiest parts, and more often than not someone feet can be easy to forget when you're in a shower trying to bathe yourself or if you're constantly wearing flipflops while you're out running errands. A clean person will take care of their feet. They usually go the extra mile and at the very least, they maintain their toe nails, making sure there's no grungy dirty getting collected under the nail.

Additionally, toes can be expressive and/or artistic. Have you ever seen someone who just got a pedicure and a good paint job?? It's a work of art! Now, couple this thought with the idea that if a woman is having pleasurable sex, they will sometimes express themselves through "toe curling" which, if you're the one doing the pleasuring, it's a really incredible compliment.

Also, the toes are one of the easiest access parts on the body if you're in the right position to take her down to pound town. You mount her on top in a missionary position, then she can easily pull her foot up to your chest as you're leaning back. It's not all that much more effort to slip her toe in to your mouth, and for some girls this tickles or even turns them on. For me, it literally makes me throb a little extra, and they love it.

I've never been with someone who did not like my treatment in this department. What's great is, they usually also convince their friends how great it is, and then their friends think they are teasing me by sending me pictures of their toes. Win-win-win-win.

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