3. What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done...

What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done?

Oh man so this was a pretty life changing event. Some quick backstory, I had moved to the beach (OBX) for a summer of fun with 4 good friends from college, and 4 random college aged girls we met through the renter. Straight up Real World type shit, 8 people in one house, 4 bedrooms. Needless to say it was a pretty wild summer that peaked around July 4th for me. Went to a massive beach party, which wasn't bad, except I was on day 3 of a drinking bender(had the thursday and friday off before).

Not long into the party I am blackout hammered, the last thing I remember is wandering down the beach a little ways toward someone who was still shooting fireworks after the rest had stopped.

I black in to find myself face down in the sand with someone on top of me holding me down and then the handcuffs get slapped on. I'm completely oblivious and incredibly confused as to what is going on. I will admit I was incredibly belligerent after the 'cop' would not answer any of my questions and just hauled me off the beach to sit in a parking lot. I figured he was trying to bust me for being underage so I smugly told him to fish my ID out of my back pocket, but after going off to talk to his partner (still hasn't explained why I'm being arrested) he comes back and tells me I am going to jail. STILL will not answer so I just lose my shit and start yelling at the top of my lungs that I'm being illegally detained. I'm sure this was quite amusing for everyone else around. Around 20 minutes of me yelling at the top of my lungs, the squad car shows up and he puts me in the car, and finally tells me what I did...assaulting a state official. W.T.F.

Still have no idea what happened but the 'cop's story goes something like this. I approached him while he was 'administering first aid' to a guy who was hit in the head with a beer bottle. I asked him what was wrong and he told me he was an officer and to clear out. Well apparently I repeated this 2 more times and the third time slapped him with my left hand across his chest Ric Flair style, at which point he tackled and arrested me.

Total BS, but no way I can prove it, no friends around, and I was blacked out. Fought the charge in court and it was dropped after some community service, and the guy wasn't a police officer he was a state A.L.E. (Alcohol Law Enforcement) officer wearing plain clothes on the beach. (Hawaiian shirt, khaki cargo shorts)

Shit changed my life when I realized how quickly you can get fucked if you are alone and drunk, now I know my limits and how to celebrate safely.

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