What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done?

Went to visit my buddy in California. It was during Halloween. He was in a rap group and was going to DJ at this party. Apparently they were charging a cover. So they said I should carry his turntables in, then I'd be "VIP" and not have to pay. Well this also gained access to a room that had free alcohol.

Well I had been blazing all day, kept smoking, then added all I could drink Jack Daniels. I remember my buddy's group just started. After that nothing. I then came to in a parking lot several hours later. I was standing outside of his car, he and his friend cleaning vomit. I asked who threw up. It was me. I then said, "If it was me why are you cleaning it up?" Well they didn't kill me and I learned more of what happened later.

Nothing to crazy. It was just at least four hours of nothing. I have no recollection. The scary thing is there is a large span of time I wasn't around my friends. What I do know is they went to Denny's after. I was passed out in the backseat. I then came in. Sat down at a table of girls that was next to their table. I'm not sure if I just missed or what. My friend I went to Cali with tried to help me. I then yelled at him, "I'll dance on your grave". I then leave the Denny's. My Cali friend get's a call from me saying I'm lost in a car dealership. I was just outside standing with my back to his car.

The whole thing made me stop drinking. Sadly this was just the last blackout experience. I've time traveled to making out with subjectively very unattractive women, waking up with unexplained injuries, passing out in a basement of a wedding reception, and stories of myself from others acting like a maniac. The worst I was told was when I was yelling at homeless people in Detroit. That one I feel pretty bad about. I apparently started asking them for money in an aggressive manner.

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