What's the dodgiest thing you can do that's not illegal?

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What's the dodgiest thing you can do that's not illegal?

For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

And then you go on reddit and post "For some reason, it's completely LEGAL in this country to leave an empty pizza box sitting out in an office kitchen or on a living room coffee table, cruelly forcing every unsuspecting human who walks by to curiously open the box expecting an extra slice (a hard-wired human evolutionary impulse) only to see grease-stained cardboard, a little plastic table, and a faded memory of a cheese that once was, followed closely by the even more natural human impulse to then say "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE BOX OUT IF IT'S EMPTY? THROW IT AWAY OR LEAVE IT OPEN AND DON'T TORTURE ME WITH RAISED HOPES OF SECRET SURPRISE PIZZA!"

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