I work in the nightlife/club industry, so I've been to my share of outrageous parties, but this one always stands out to me and my friends who went. My buddies parents left over Christmas break and he decided to throw a party. Spent several thousand dollars on booze, hot tub in the back, DJ in the basement, cool kids coming from miles away. That kind of party.

Pretty early on, it got established that things were pretty wild, huge friendship ending melt down over the smallest amount of weed, kid showed up with his mom, guy stabbed himself in the leg, some girl ran into a room full of people and tore off her pants.

It was pretty "lit".

In the wee hours of the morning when the sexual tension and intoxicants started to peak, and I found myself in a room of people who'd moments ago been having a casual sexual conversation in the throes of group sex. As things get a little more heated, a guy from the coroner of room doles out condoms, and sits back down to take in the show.

I soon start to hear telltale smacking sounds from the bed, and glance over to see a the mom, on all fours getting railed. I stare at the act in amazement for moment, because I'm realizing who'd just given them the condom. Who was also still sitting next to me.

This guy, was watching his mom get fucked. I turned my head to him, and he had the first true thousand yard stare I'd seen in my life. He noticed, turned to me and popped a thumbs up, and looked back into the distance.

I sat in amazement for a few moments and had to leave, there was other stuff going on in the room that, but that will always stay with me.

Tl;Dr, don't bring your mom to parties.