TL;DR Partied with a group of Thai hookers and a ladyboy, had unprotected sex and loads of cocaine

Trip to Thailand with a group of 12 friends, landed in Bangkok, one of the group had a western friend that lived there, he organised half an oz of coke for us.. jumped on a bus to Pattaya, got a suite in a nice hotel when we arrived. The drinking started on the bus down there and the blow was lined up as soon as we got to the room.. An hour later we were out picking up some local girls to party with. For those that don't know, Pattaya is full of girly bars and if you want to take the girl home you can pay a "bar fine" and the bar let's the girl go with you. You later pay the girl for whatever services you require. So 13 coked and boozed up dudes in whore town, it didn't take long and we had 7 stunning local girls in tow and was on our way back to our suite when we saw a ladyboy who was better looking than any of the girls we had with us, so without hesitation we paid her bar fine and got her to join the party.. After a couple more hours of drinking, snorting fat rails of coke and getting pretty fucked up, we came to the conclusion that if any of us wanted to have a go with the ladyboy nothing of it would never be spoken of again.. I'm pretty sure all of us were keen but only one put his hand up.. So he and the ladyboy (I'll add here that "she" still to this day is one of the best looking people I've ever seen) head into the master bedroom while the rest of us continue drinking etc.. After about 15 minutes, homeboy came running out of the master room, naked, screaming "SHE STILL HAS A COCK". For some reason he had thought the ladyboy was post op transsexual.. laughs all round and they both rejoined the party and we all continued to get more fucked up.. After a while one of the girls and I headed into my own hotel room and started going at it.. after doing my thing I pull out and notice the condom I put on was gone.. I freaked the fuck out, immediately thought I had every STD known to man, payed the girl and kicked her out and proceeded to lose my shit.. one of the older guys in the group pulled me aside and told me worst case scenario, I was going to spend the rest of my life in Asia banging hookers.. this calmed me down enough and we went back to the party.. At this point some of the other guys and girls had paired off and had gone back to the guys' rooms to have some privacy. We had had a couple of noise complaints during the night and with only a few of us left we got a knock on the suite door and a hotel security guy told us the cops had been called and were on their way up, I jumped up, scooped up what was left of the blow and ran off to my room to stash it. As I left my room to go back to the suite I saw one of the girls alone, heading back to the suite and she was looking fucking tasty.. I asked her to join me in my room for more partying and proceeded to do my thing with her without any protection until well past sunrise. An hour before checkout I paid her, she left, I consumed the last few lines of blow as I was packing my shit and met the boys downstairs, settled our room service bills and checked the fuck out.. As the day progressed and the hangover of booze, coke and shame came over me I started realising what the fuck I had just done.. panic set in but agin old mate calmed me down with some rational advice.. We finished out the rest of our trip in Thailand, island hopping with a few fun nights but nothing to the excess we had in Pattaya. Returning home I had to get STD tests over a few months but everything came up clear and I dodged a fucking bullet there..