what's a true fact about you that nobody believes when you tell them?

I don't tell people about this very often, and only people who have known me for years know it.

I used to be a huge drug dealer. I mean multiple stacks on deck, running I95, straight up thugged out, mobbin type of drug dealer. I am a 5 foot tall, skinny, white girl. I lived in the hood for a long time though & I made lots of connections in my time. People think it is this 'funny' bullshit story that my friends joke about or something until they find out about the time my house was raided after being under investigation for months and the raid sent my ex to prison. I just happened to be out of the house for a week, with my money and my drugs, when the raid went down. I left and went to Florida to lay low for 3 months the day after the raid, I was so worried about being indicted.

That was a lifetime ago for me now. You would never know that used to be me. I'm a clean clut, stay at home mom now. Not the suburban type but still. I changed the way I talk too so as not to sound ghetto anymore because I felt like it kept me from getring legitimate jobs when I was still working. I am poor as fuck now too, I blew all of my money on unnecessary shit when I got out of the game. But my people on the block still know me and my ringtone is 'break it down' by gorilla zoe & most of my music is real trap music, hood shit, and I love it.

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