Whats the worse present you ever gave?

here's my full list (ca. sep. 2009)

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paean, a song of joyful praise or exultation. A fervent expression of joy or praise; encomium.

paladin, a paragon of chivalry; a heroic champion. A strong supporter or defender of a cause.

palimpsest, a piece of parchment from which earlier writing has been partially or completely removed by scraping so that it may be used again.

palliative, relieving or soothing the symptoms of a disease without curing it.

panegyric, a formal eulogistic composition intended as a public compliment. Elaborate praise or laudation; an encomium.

panjandrum, an important or self-important person.

panopticon, a prison so constructed that the inspector can see each of the prisoners at all times, without being seen. A room for the exhibition of novelties.

parapraxis, a minor error, such as a slip of the tongue, thought to reveal a repressed motive.

parsimonious, excessively unwilling to spend.

paucity, dearth; scarcity; an insufficient quantity or number.

pavane, a slow stately dance of the 16th and 17th centuries, usually in duple (double) meter.

peculate, to embezzle funds or engage in embezzlement.

penurious, unwilling to spend money; stingy. Yielding little; barren. Poverty-stricken; destitute.

peregrinate, to journey or travel from place to place, especially on foot.

peremptory, putting an end to all debate or action. Not allowing contradiction or refusal.

perfervid, extremely or extravagantly eager; impassioned or zealous.

peripatetic, a person who walks from place to place.

periphrasis, the use of circumlocution. Circumlocution.

perorate, to conclude a speech with a formal recapitulation. To speak at great length, often in a grandiloquent manner; declaim.

perspicacious, clear-eyed, clear-sighted; mentally acute or penetratingly discerning.

pertinacious, holding tenaciously to a purpose, belief, opinion, or course of action. Stubbornly or perversely persistent.

philippic, a bitter verbal attack.

phlegmatic, of or related to phlegm; phlegmy. Having or suggesting a calm, sluggish temperament; unemotional.

pilcrow, the symbol ¶, also called the paragraph sign or alinea.

plangent, loud and resounding. Expressing or suggestive of sadness; plaintive.

plenary, complete in all respects; unlimited or full. Fully attended by all qualified members.

pleonasm, the use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy. A superfluous word or phrase.

plinth, a black or slab on which a pedestal, column, or statue is placed.

polemics, the art of practice of argumentation or controversy.

postprandial, followinga meal, especially dinner.

prate, to talk idly and at length; to chatter. Empty, foolish, or trivial talk; palaver.

prestidigitation, performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the hands; sleight of hand.

profligate, given over to dissipation; dissolute. Recklessly wasteful. A wastrel.

prolix, tediously prolonged or wordy. Tending to speak or write at excessive length.

promulgate, to make known by public declaration; announce officially.

propinquity, proximity; nearness. Kinship. Similarity in nature.

propitiate, to conciliate; appease.

propitious, presenting favorable circumstances.

proscribe, to denounce or condemn. To prohibit; forbid.

proselytize, convert to another faith or religion.

puerile, belonging to childhood; juvenile. Immature; childish.

pusillanimous, lacking courage; cowardly.

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