When you really wanted a guitar for Christmas but youre too cool to look disappointed

No no no Silly, you freebase vape the MDPV, (only top shelf amphetamine psychosis inducing salts, none of that dogshit mephadrone crap) in ghetto foil "bowls" you fashion around your dick as a mold as that's the last time you're gonna see it hard for a long while (so ironic that stim dick, isn't it? All you wanna do is fuck and the one thing to use goes in hiding, like, federal witness protection program ghosted), THEN you have the baby down the Grey Goose or Costo equivalent (same manufacturer yo, protip) , but none of the Skol or other cheap ass bathtub vodkas, the distillation process is very important as the toxicity leads to hang overs and the baby momma's won't be repeat donors if the baby gets all crabby and vomity post op.

Obviously I've thought all this through and am very donor well being centric , please donate today. Thanks

-Baby Vamp Neuro Vape™ social media team.

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