Where's the most outlandish place you've had sex or masterbated? [nsfw]

I almost had an amzeing Cristmass present but instead masterbated in the middle of a resent Cristmass party, literally in the middle of Cristmass party where my entire family attended. So I did it because firstly one of my cousins decided to bring her friend who was extremely hot expecially in a Cristmass sweeter, secondly I liked her for a while and had previously told her so though she didn't respond to the message and thirdly I was almost blind drunk. So the Cristmass party started all the food was out and guests pored in one of witch was my cousins friend, as she came in she came to me and pulled me to the side and told me that she had read the message and also liked me and said after Cristmass she was leaving to another state and before she left she wanted to give me special present from her personally. I was a little confused to say but as the night drew on I soon relized she didn't have a present with her, some more time pases we all finished dinner and we all opened our presents when my cousin said she had to leave early for some reason and she had to take her friend home as well, so just before she left her friend pulled me to the side again and grabbed my hands pulled me close then whispered in my ear her present she wanted to give me, a little shocked she kissed me hard rapping her tongue around mine for a good seemingly 4mins while she did she put her hand on my crotch and squeezed softly, by the time I knew what was happening she stopped, whispered in my ear again then she left. Later that night she sent me a video message of her naked....masterbating because she wanted to make up for not being able to deliver her present to me, by the time she did I was quiet intoxicated and decided to in the lounge room pull it out and film me masterbate to it thank her. So I did, amazingly no one came in to the room and I managed to get away with it. I sent her the video thanking her, she was very pleased I that I liked it and said told me to message her whenever I felt down or wanted to talk and she to would as well. So yeah missed an amzeing present but still reserved a great constaltion. tl;dr Missed a night of sex but still managed to cum at Cristmas party

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