White House Blocks a Statement Acknowledging Russia’s Role in Cyberattack

That fat orange piece of human garbage only cares about gorging his fat ass on fast food hamburgers while he repeatedly bangs his own adult daughter. He tweets on the toilet while Ivanka blows him until "burger sauce" comes out of his sad tiny dong. It's a mushroom according to a highly esteemed porn woman.

And Ivanka (HIS DAUGHTER) loves it because her "husband" (JARED) is a fake marionette who wishes he was a real boy. It's just blank and down there where his wiener should be. That means she is super psyched for her own dad's little tiny mushroom pee pee. Literally disgusting, but also entirely true :(

Anyway, Donald is so fat and dumb and horny for his kids. He doesn't have time to care about anything else. He would rather stick his pee pee in Eric's butt than get the vaccine. Also his name is Fuckface Von Clownstick and he wants to get peed on. THIS IS HONESTLY WHAT WE THINK IS POLITICS!!!

Anyway when Donny DRUNMPF finally jizzes because his adult daughter has made him cum, nothing but a million spiders and a poof of dust come out of his dick. And all the spiders speak Russian.

They're such bad people. Just literally human trash. This qualifies meaningful political discourse.

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