This is a story happened to my two best friends in the 4th grade.

Josh and Andrew are best buds. One day, Jeff the conduct-issues kid takes a paper from Josh's desk that says "From The Desk of Josh." He writes "Motherfucker motherfucker" on it and leaves it on Andrews desk because he was bullying him at the time.

Our dumbass teacher, Ms. Towle, sees it and immediately blames Josh. He says that it was Jeff, who is the only person that would do something like that. She then claims that Josh not only wrote the words, but is now lying to her. She forces him to write a letter of apology to Andrew, and a letter of apology to her.

Josh is so mad that he draws a picture of Ms. Towle getting stabbed, then rips it up and throws it away at the end of the day.

At the start of class the next day, Ms. Towle calls Josh up to her desk and reveals that she has taken the paper shreds from the trash can. She begins to piece it together while saying "I'm putting it together, Josh. What am I going to see?" Once he cops to making the drawing, she orders him to write her another letter of apology.

The next day, we went to the high school track to do our timed mile run. As we were getting back on the buses, Andrew was calling Josh and me "gaylord" as kids in the 2005 4th grade often did.

Some little bitch runs up to Ms. Towle and says, "Ms. Towle! Josh is calling Andrew gay!"

Ms. Towle confronts Andrew, and actually asks him if Josh was "calling him gay." Andrew couldn't take the least bit of pressure, and starts wailing. To Ms. Towle this of course meant that Josh was guilty.

Later that day, he wrote another letter of apology to Andrew and another to Ms. Towle.