3. [WP] You are a time traveler. Try to create as many paradoxes as you can.

[WP] You are a time traveler. Try to create as many paradoxes as you can.

"Timeline be damned, I love past women!"

I looked at the girl on the pole in front of me. How could she even bend at that angle? It really was a shame we didn't have places like this in my time. Hell, maybe there wouldn't even be a my time after this adventure, but it wasn't like I cared. I grew up in the slums of New D.C without a father or a dime to my name. Even after I had grown up, I lived off a measly minimum wage job and a welfare check. Fuck that future.

I flipped through the stack of bills in my fingers, ultimately throwing it on the stage. They told me never to use future currency. They showed me charts, econometric figures, but basically all they meant is it would fuck the economy. But ultimately, why the fuck did I care.

After I threw the stack on the stage, the feisty redhead darted her eyes at me. Not that any bank would accept bills from 2038, but she didn't need to know that. Slowly getting down from the pole, she got down on the floor and leaned back, accentuating her perfect, perky bust. She slowly crawled forward, locking eyes with me the whole way. When she finally reached the end of the stage, close enough to hear the hitch in my heavy breathing, she looked me up and down and bit her lower lip, slowly shimmying her breasts.

Without a second thought, I took another stack of bills from my pocket and rained them down on the stage, a few scattering to the aisles surrounding. The girls all scrounged the floor for the bills. After all, it wasn't everyday you saw ten thousand dollars scoured on the ground before you.

Little did they know that in two years time, that money would hardly be able to buy them a pack of menthols. Hyperinflation really was a spectacular thing.

Eyes still locked with mine, a smile slowly creeped on her perfect lips as she stepped off the stage and approached me.

"Come with me, honey."

She grabbed my hand, hips swaying in front of me as she led me to the back room. Yet, she didn't stop there. Right behind the VIP lounge was a small stairwell, one that looked all too familiar. Not that that mattered at the moment, I was completed intoxicated by this vixen and my mind was too flooded with lust to consider anything else. Slowly but surely, we made our way up the steps, as she reached under the mat and pulled out a key. She unlocked the door and swung it open as she practically threw me inside, jumping on top of me and locking her legs around my waist.

"What do you think of my place?" she sensually whispered into my ear, as attacked my neck with those full lips of hers.

The place was nice, but quaint. I picked her up and led her to the bedroom, sensing a very odd feeling in the pit of my stomach. Of course, that feeling was easily overwhelmed by a certain.... other feeling down south. I slammed the redhead against the wall, unhooking her bra and sliding off her lacy panties as I felt my own belt being undone and my boxers sliding down to my ankles.

And with a frantic thrust, a night of very, very passionate lovemaking ensued. It was surely a night I wouldn't forget for a while.

Hours later, drained from the night's activities, we passed out in her bed. The room wasn't particularly homey and the bed wasn't particularly comfortable, but it felt right. Wrapped in the lined sheets, I fell asleep like a newborn.

Upon waking, I laid eyes on the perfect form in front of me. The visage in front of me was breathtaking.

"Morning, beautiful," I whispered into the redhead's ear, as I kissed the back of her neck. After I pulled back, I my eye caught something underneath her left ear. It was a dove, wings spread carrying an olive branch.

As I studied the ink, a feeling of horror washed over me. I quietly whispered to myself,

"Mom."

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