[WP] Your dad finally got back from the store with his pack of smokes; he's sorry it took so long, but he ran into a little trouble on the way.

Snoopy/Shadey: And with George Washington leading the charge he took his men and sailed the Delaware river during the revolutionary war. The British did not expect a counter attack during the night as it was December 25 and it was the height of winter. But with George Washington and his men on the other side, they took the Brits by surprise. 300 killed and 143 wounded, the British took a drastic hit. This historic event marked when the tides turned and the colonies over through the British. In the years to come, the declaration of independence was signed and the United States of America was created. George Washington later becomes the first president. And so the land of the brave and free was thus created. “This will be my best yet,” I said while printing it out. I took a sip of my coffee. Oddly enough, even in a different universe, Starbucks some how remained the same. I collect the papers from the printer and stick them into a green envelope and signed it, “the day America was made.” I wrote the address of my publisher. I get up and press the button to the elevator. I take a quick look at my penthouse apartment. Never thought in my past life as a history teacher I would be living on the top floor of a manhattan apartment building. Life sure is amazing. The elevator finally arrived and I begin to head to the lobby. My phone rings, it’s Henry my publisher, who would have guessed. I sometimes feel like he's my only friend in this dimension or world, whatever it is. “Have you written that new book yet?” says Henry, almost as if he's angry, but this is what he sounds like all the time. “Yeah, this one is about George Washington winning the revolutionary war,” I said this in an almost prideful tone almost forgetting it's not true, well in this universe that is. Henry begins to laugh, “you know it was Gandhi who did that, right?” “Yeah, I know,” I replied “Great, well send it in and I’ll have it printed in the coming week, you did good kid,” he hung up. The elevator opens and I put the envelope in the slot, that's when the young girl at the front desk began to walk up to me. In my head I already judged her, I knew she was a fan of my work. “Hi my name is Emma, will you sign my book?” and that kids, is how I met your mother.

The end.

Faded: I lean back in my office chair, staring out the window, reflecting on all that had happened in the past few years. Somehow, I was put into a different universe while reading the bible. It was quite obvious, as Donald Trump was no longer the president of the United States of America, but was a professional wrestler. That was quite odd, but what was even weirder, was that Taylor Swift had become the president. All I had from my universe, was the bible that was in my hands, so naturally, I decided to use it the best I could. I rewrote it into a more understandable version and published the story of Adam and Eve, who are now the people well-known for discovering gravity, and how they were the first humans on Earth. It sold for billions. After self-publishing a few other stories from the bible, I had easily surpassed Beyoncé money-wise, who happened to be the founder of Microsoft. If you’re wondering where Bill Gates is, he is an actor starring in popular movies such as The Titanic, The Great Gatsby, and Inception. I was sitting here on the top level of my mansion, rewriting sections of real history for a living. Though of course, the majority of it wasn’t completely correct, as the only reference I had was the bible, and that didn’t have any information on the Cold War. It wasn’t too bad, I was practically sitting on money. Oh, did I mention? The chair I was sitting on cost $200,000. Even though, I still felt incomplete. I had so much money, I had nothing to do with it, except for throw it at charities, which I did quite a lot. The happiness I felt from helping those people didn’t fill the hole in my heart. I sat back, remembering the times from before this all happened. I was too poor to even afford to eat anything more than instant ramen on a daily basis. I wasn’t alone, either. I was subjecting my wife and our children to this life, but now that life is different, I wish I could go back to those days. All I could do now was to remember. Go back to those days where I was happy. Immerse myself into the confines of my mind.

Me and my friend are doing WP this is her second one, but you can tell she is better than me.

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