I (20F) accidentally discovered that my 2 roommates (20Fs) have a gossip podcast about me

1) Pretend you don’t know.

2) think of ideas of things you can do that are totally outrageous. Give them material to podcast for a month.

3) casually one day say “what do you podcast about? I’d love to sit in with you guys!” Hopefully they say yes and agree to have you on (to make fun of you later). While on the show, spill the beans about how you have punked them the entire time (because they won’t know when you began.

This will lead their following to believe they are the dorks and you are nothing they’ve talked about.

4) Grab a bag of chips and lay out on the couch like none of it phased you and say “I’m happy to move out if you want to find a roommate and take me off the lease. Or we can do this for the next 9 months... either way I’m cool” and shove a giant handful of greasy chips in your mouth spilling crumbs everywhere. Then get up and do something else.

*optional: vlog about it as you do it so they can’t say you made it up to their followers.

Good luck!

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