Hey Edward, Alex over at Seacrest Productions here, and I want you to know we’ve been following your story and we are deeply moved, buddy. The big guy himself wants me to let you know that he’ll do whatever he can to help you and Evan through this, and to be honest I’ve never seen him so concerned, I could tell it hit him right in the feels. That is why he told us to do whatever it takes to help you, Evan and his sweet newborn baby. Look, buddy, I know how the media can be so vicious so I am here to help you navigate your way, just say the word and I’ll be there for you, man. In my experience the best way to handle those vultures is it to be proactive, and Ry totally agrees. He told me personally to let you know that he’s got your back. In fact, he’s already hired a media management team and I have some great news for you, buddy….wait for it…You already have your own publicist! It gets better! Evan and his new baby each have their own publicists as well. And Rybro himself is picking up the tab! He insists and said it was the least he could do. That guy is nothing but heart, man, take it from me. But, he wants to do more. More for Evan, more for the lovely new child, and more for you, Edward. Ah man, we can see how you are hurting and we read every one of your posts with tears literally pouring down our cheeks. Between you and me, buddy, I’ve never seen the big guy so shaken, I could hear him sobbing in the solarium, he’s so worried about Evanbro’s surgery. His personal assistant is making goody baskets for Evan and the babybro, but the Ry guy is handling your goody basket himself. You’ll see when you get it that since he didn’t know if you wanted a black GoPro or a silver, he sent both. He said it’s the least he could do. What a guy! He did insist that your new IPad Air be white, I could tell when he was personally packing it into your Gucci basket that it had a deep, spiritual meaning. And there’s already $7000 waiting for you on ITunes, just log in using the password ForeverBros2Strong, Ry said you were the inspiration for that password. Dude! Ry just blasted into my office and told me that the Feakmeister over at Riot called, and they’re sponsoring an official League of Legends Tournament in Evan’s Honor! And they want YOU to host it! We gotta move fast on this, buddy, we have to do this for Evanbro, bro. The big guy is sending me over to personally deliver the baskets in half an hour. Just meet me at the Starbucks across the street, I’ll be in the white Escalade. Rybro actually ordered me to use the white one, he’s so spiritually in tune. Hope you don’t mind if I bring along Ry’s personal stylist and a few Armani samples Giorgio himself picked out for you. Dude! You won’t believe it, right after I typed that last sentence, Kimye walked through my door. When I told them I was on my way to meet you, the Kimster opened her Hermes clutch and pulled out a wad of cash! She didn’t even count it! And she sends her love to the baby and she wants you to give the cash to our bro Evan. I told her you are rock solid and will deliver it faithful and true cuz I know how you are. I might be blowing the surprise, but there’s a stack of Benjy’s for you in your basket, just look inside your Louis Vuitton wallet. Feel free to use the Visa if you need small bills, the PIN is 5683. On my way over now, be there in 30. Love ya man. So glad our Evbro has good friends like you.