'Glass of white wine'.

We have six different whites by the glass and in 3 different measures. Be fucking specific. Literally every day I have to ask 'which white would you like?' and 'small, medium or large?'. The worst ones will get one, come back and once again ask for 'a glass of white wine' and we have to go through the whole routine again.

Same thing with 'gin and tonic'. We have nine different gins and a half dozen different kind of tonics, fucker, don't make me rattle off the whole list. And don't come back after having one and be just as vague.

Punters in bars: please don't be vague. We haven't got a clue what you prefer if you're not specific.