In a perfect society, there would be no reason to use a gun

Some people enjoy this thing called the outdoors. I know you probably aren't familiar with it so I'll explain. Out there there isn't concrete on the ground, I know, crazy right? but just bear with me.

Sometimes out in this wild place there are things called animals. Some are friendly, some are scared of us, and some are dangerous. Now these you might actually be familiar with. They show them on the TV. You know those channels where they show things like trees and rivers and shit? Yeah, sometimes they also show these dangerous animals.

Now you might be thinking, WOAH, no one lives in those places, they all live in the city like me! But as crazy as it seems you're actually wrong about that. Some people live in these wild lands and need guns to defend themselves.

So fuck off with your stupid ass perfect society. Not everyone wants to live in the concrete jungle with you, smug prick.