I'd been on the flight for days now, it seemed. A voice screeching through the old cabin speakers had informed us that we would be slightly late from the original estimation, but who could say what that original estimation had been? I certainly could not remember, and my fellow passengers were apathetic towards any sort of conversation. My attention fading, my eyes drifted towards the window next to me.

Outside, I saw what I thought to be a young woman - no, a man, dressed in a suit, crawling on all fours towards the tip of the wing. I quickly glanced around the cabin to see if anyone else had noticed this, but no-one seemed alarmed. Turning my focus back to the man on outside I could now see him tearing through a panel with his bare hands, ripping and twisting coils of wire out from the wing, tearing at them with his teeth. A terrifying sight, which again, no-one in the cabin seemed to notice.

The plane gave a quick jolt, and the speakers speaked again, spokingly: "Captain here, there is no cause for concern, just a tad of turbulence. For more information, please subscribe to Prager University on youtube dot com."

A flash of color caught my eye in the cabin window. With his face now in full view, I could see that the monster was none other than famed political commentor Ben Shapiro. Before jumping off down into the darkness below, I could just barely make out him voicelessly mouthing the words "LEFT WING DESTROYED".